jlassijlali:

“Hmm I wonder who the main character is”

commie-thot:

tornis:

boolin

Living in 3018

kentmcfuller:

blankslate-chalkoutline:

kentmcfuller:

do not fix your dark circles let the world know youre tired of its shit and ready to kill a man

you’re* it’s*
Btw.
I am a man.

oooooooooooooh my gooooooooooooooooooooooood ooooooooh my god. oh my god. ooooooooooh. my god oh my god

tiedinaslipknot:

zanimez:

this is ridiculously funny

@nothisiscarlie

woolwearer:

this is feminism

sixpenceee:

Sinkhole opened in Cornish backyard, leading 300ft down into a medieval mineshaft                          

jover2013:

madcrafter1:

Why am i laughing so hard?

Originally posted by youngsamberg

ankle-beez:

your SO shows up to your house wearing this wdyd

deejay:

teenagerposts:

i feel personally attacked by this tweet

raisel-the-riveter:

cutesify:

I almost didn’t click this because I assumed it would be someone singing the altered lyrics and I can basically figure out what that would sound like

BUT NO, someone has instead the original song to go like this and it is, very good

coldtake:

im-fairly-whitty:

Visited the Metropolitan museum of art in NYC and met a monkey statue from the 16th century that gave me internet whiplash.